Am so stoned now I feel like I’m just one step away from putting on a grass skirt and promoting free love. Stayed up all night with Max doing our nine advertisements for CS331. I hate Hershey’s bars so much now I never want to see one again.

If I wake up sometime later today I might post the ads up here. Not particularly proud of the sports segment but that’s life I guess. At least the other two segments are pretty OK.

Right now I just want to fall face down on my bed and not get up till it’s dinner time. I’m going to skip the rest of my day and go back to hall and concuss. My throat is raspy, my chest is congested, and my nose feels like the hole in the Dutch dyke that had to be plugged up by a finger.

No, I’m not using my finger. Beautex 3-ply facial tissue is the way to go.

I miss my camel. Sigh. Right now I really need someone to make me hot honey lemon water and rub me with soothing Vicks. And cuddle me to sleep while pretending I don’t sound like a bullhorn on a foggy night.

I feel foggy, anyway. Can barely tear my hands away from the keyboard because my head’s so muddled I can’t stop blathering nonsense. Gwahabeahajhf;ushdfkjsdanbekjhljhseah!

Ok ok I stop now.
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Not!

Attack of the Putrid Phlegm! Snot-soaked Tissue Bomb deals +20 damage!

Aahh! Shield! Shield!! Panadol spray!

But there’s no time! The devious Mucus Man oozes slipperily between the defenses!

Nooo!! Don’t succumb! Don’t…don………..*wails*

*heavy wet splat*

Yet another has fallen to the Furious Flu Fug! Who will be the next? Who!
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Ok lah I’ll really stop now. Can see you all wincing. La la la :D

[take me there]