tequila sunrise

“Excuse me, did you see two China men around here?”
I looked at Mish and she shrugged.
“No, I don’t think so,” I told the security guard.
“Two China men, one wearing a long sleeved white shirt?  No?  You didn’t see?”
We shook our heads and looked appropriately puzzled.  “We didn’t see any men around here…”
“They’re selling babies,” the [...]

SO CUTE :D Found it on a livejournal community that adores cute food :D

Look at the sad egg that has a Bandaid on his head!!
*awwwwww*

There are two major things wrong with this ad.
1. I believe it’s ‘One is good. Two are better.’ Unless they’re referring to the words themselves, then it should be ”One’ is good. ‘Two’ is better.’ Which they’re not, because the text below states, ‘Two glasses of milk help MEET your daily calcium [...]

she hasn’t forgotten.
Remember that.

We’re having a shopping spree for either La Senza or Victoria’s Secret or maybe even both if response is good. Both sites are offering a lot of items on sale - and I’ve ordered two bikinis myself *hangs head* I’m a sucker for pretty bikinis.  Anyway, do go take a look at both websites and leave [...]

Teehee sister made me a little bear sculpture with pins and bloodsoaked cotton stuffing sticking out of his neck, holding his own smiling head in his arms.
I like.
She’s selling these adorable little Morbid Bears - mine is about 6cm tall - made out of clay, handpainted and varnished.  You can also ask for non-morbid cute [...]

…Singaporeans use graffiti too!
Found this on a electrical box at a traffic light in Ang Mo Kio. Singaporeans are speaking up - although you might want to use another way, wait police catch you for vandalising public areas then you know.

Text: “Jobs for foreigners, N.S. for S’poreans. Elite pianist get fine only!! 1 country, 2 [...]

Keeping a long (and miserable, sniff) story short:
Finished in 4th place, went up 8 rating points to 1595, mwahaha I’m still in B division for Nationals, YOU CAN’T GET RID OF ME SO EASILY :D
On the sad side, I lost three out of six games today, finished up with 8 games out of 12 (what’s [...]

Once you�ve been tagged, write a post with 24 interesting facts/things/habits about yourself then tag 6 other people. I stole this from popagandhi just because I love memes like this.
1. I’m addicted to manicures.
2. Once when I was in primary school, I was washing dishes at the sink when my mother reached up to [...]

Today’s campaign was rather successful - I managed to come through on five games although the last one was completely horrendous. I know, I know, a bad workman blames his tools, but but but I really had awful tiles. :( Official records only show up to 5th game because the last one [...]