Ten things that are very unglam
Fri, 26 May 2006, 3:32 pm by jadeite1. Visible panty line - especially granny undies! Excusable if it’s a thong/T-string.
2. Dressed to the nines - and carrying hawker centre type plastic bags.
3. Tying your hair up with rubber bands - the red and yellow type.
4. Garment loops hanging out of your top’s armpit holes.
5. Cheap Casio-type digital watches with black rubber straps. Yucks.
6. Girls with unshaven pits in sleeveless tops.
7. Wearing running shoes with jeans - especially New Balance army-issue sneakers.
8. Dandruff on the shoulders of black tops.
9. Nipplegates. For the love of God get a bra or nipple tape.
10. Severely chipped nail polish *guilty*
