Tomorrow’s elite
June 13th, 2006 by jadeite
Mr Brown’s podcast spoofed the NU*S Biz School ad and it’s hilarious…typed out the transcript for your enjoyment. Head over to to mrbrown.com to catch the podcast.
Girl: UCLA, Cambridge, Harvard…and…Mom! I’m going to Singapore!
Mom: Singapore?
Girl: Yeah! Who the f*ck applied to Singapore for me?
Mom: We did, honey!
Girl: Mom! Are you nuts? That’s in China!
Mom: Well, that’d be good for you. Everybody will treat you well, cuz you’re what they call an angmoh.
Girl: Mom, that’s just for the boys! Our boys get their chicks there! But Singaporean boys are scared of angmoh girls like us!
Mom: Oh. Dang. Okay. How about Malaysia, then?
Girl: Mom! They hang you there if you use drugs too, you know!
Mom: Oh. That would be a problem - wouldn’t it?
VO: Singapore Business School. Preferred by people who need to go somewhere else to be tomorrow’s elite.
*wipes tears away* Ah, the last line. That’s classic. Pure classic. The exaggerated Southern accent was a hoot too. Heh.
Aaaaaangmoh!