Ten moody thoughts I had today
August 12th, 2006 by jadeite
- Mein Gott, woman, wear a bra and rein in those nipples!
- I hope I die before I suffer the indignity of adult diapers.
- Where are all the tall, cute, decent Christian men in Singapore?
- If that man doesn’t stop banging his pram into the backs of my ankles, I am going to rip his head off.
- I once walked here with him. I wonder if he remembers.
- Small children should be left at home until they are above 1.3m tall and have learnt to keep their mouths shut.
- I bet Suri Cruise is really a plastic doll.
- Now I know how it feels not to have my SMSes replied.
- I actually miss singing with the Yunnan missions team.
- I wish I had someone special to watch fireworks with.
9 - u miss standing infront singing amazing grace? :D
10 - i wished i did too. turned out i didnt watch any of the 3 fireworks.
If you really want to avoid incontinence, never have babies.
And I don’t like the bra-less women either…but the ones who wear cotton bras that provide no support whatsoever are even worse. Underwires, girls, underwires! Nipples are not meant to sit at elbow level! Ever!!
Whu…why will having babies give me incontinence? :(