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I found a simply delightful British comedy radio show online - I wish I could find more clips of it. I feel all English now (Eeeeengland, Aaaar - those who watched Russell Peters’ second online clip will understand, teehee). Toodle pip! Alrighty then! Jolly good!

It’s called “I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue” and it’s sort of like a radio “Whose Line Is It Anyway”. Awfully funny dry British humor. Here’re a few gems:

Undelivered Mail in History:

from Mona Lisa’s agent
Portrait sitting confirmed. Don’t forget - big grin!

Complete the Advertising Slogans

Does you does, or does you don’t take
ANSWER: English lessons, Mr. Prescott?
REAL ENDING: Access?

Don’t you just love being in
ANSWER: continent?
REAL ENDING: control?

Everything you want from a store, and a little
ANSWER: dwarf who carries your shopping
REAL ENDING: more!

Finger lickin’
ANSWER: is not recommended for a vet.
REAL ENDING: good!

Probably the best lager in
ANSWER: case you missed all the other ads.
REAL ENDING: the world

Have a break. Have a
ANSWER: quick crap.
REAL ENDING: Kit Kat.

Eight out of ten owners said their cats
ANSWER: from the back looked like pencil sharpeners.
REAL ENDING: preferred it.

The stain says hot; the label says
ANSWER: Don’t believe the talking stain.
REAL ENDING: not!

Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face with
ANSWER: Ponds’ face-hardening cream.
REAL ENDING: mild, green Fairy Liquid.

Movie Sequels:

Chitty Chitty Bang & Olufson
Watership Down & Then Back Up Again
Call Me Saddam
Bring Me The Whole Of Alfredo Garcia
Dickens’ Completely Realistic Expectations
Harry Potter & Sharon Stone

Teehee :P

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