Mom: That day I was bringing ACS Barker boys around for the Civic District trail, and they’d closed off Cavenagh Bridge for George Bush to visit the Asian Civilisation Museum. So I had to sit the boys down at the mouth of the bridge, you know, where the sculpture of the boys jumping into the river is?
Me: Ooh, I love that sculpture. It’s so pretty.
Mom: Yeah, me too. So anyway they’re sitting down looking at the sculpture of the naked boys, and you know what’s at their eye level, right.
Me: HOHO. KUKU JIAOS!
Mom: Yeah! And they just kept sniggering and laughing behind their hands! So I looked at them levelly and I said, what, you all don’t have meh?
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Dad: Did you know George Bush used to be Presbyterian?
Me: *puzzled* What? Bush? Presbyterian? Used to be? Huh?
Dad: Yes. But now he’s a Methodist.
Me: Huh?? Why?
Dad: Because he couldn’t stand the Presbyterian logo.
Me: What? The burning…oh. OH. OH DAD THAT IS SO LAME.
Dad: *busts out laughing*
Note: The logo for Presbyterians is the burning bush. I know, I know. Terrible joke.