Curse of the Gim Huay
Thu, 28 December 2006, 9:22 am by jadeiteWatched ‘Curse of the Golden Flower’ last night - escapism from a hellish IHRG in which I have found myself unable to finish school with a single unbeaten run in IHRG Scrabble.
Oh, the pain, the pain of a closed board and a 5 point loss. Everything was going wrong! I’d lost my lucky pen! He refused to use my rotating board! He played a closed board and blocked off my bingos one by one. Absolute cruelty. Couldn’t catch up when he finally blocked my last bingo outplay. Sob.
So ‘Curse of the Golden Flower’ isn’t all that bad. Alternate titles that I thought of:
- Curse of the Ever Growing Boobs
- Zhang Yimou Hired Half of China as Extras in This Movie
- Jay Chou Actually Moves His Mouth When He Speaks
- Watch Jay Chou Die!
- Watch Gong Li’s Boobs!
- Ooh, Lots Of Boobies.
- Big Bulgy Bosomy Bulbous Boobies.
- Gyuuhhh, Boobs.
A male friend of mine called them “all bouncing bouncing”.
And say, does anyone else find Chow Yuen Fatt’s alien contact lenses quite offputting?
“Wah, many boobs, stressed ah”