tequila sunrise

The strangest thing - I am growing old.
I just saw two girls walk past outside the room all togged up for an evening out to the clubs. I look at the day on the calendar. It’s Wednesday.
Ladies’ Night. Many a Wednesday night have I spent at Double O and Zouk.
But now the [...]

Is this not the prettiest shirt EVAR?

Why did they not reprint it during the Threadless Holiday Sale?
*mopes around the house and cries a little bit*

“Today’s special is the Sunday roast, sir,” I inform the customer in my chirpiest waitress voice. “Comes with Yorkshire pud and mixed veggies.”
“Yes yes, a very proper English meal, of course,” the man says ingenuously, but shakes his head. “I can’t have that. It’s got meat in it. I’m vegan.”
“Really?” [...]

Banana juice is an extremely efficient laxative.

Yaargh.
Before 10pm yesterday I would have said that things were going extremely well. I was sated, I was over the moon with happiness.
After 10pm unexpected events burst my bubble :(
I hate these unexpected bumps in the road that are nobody’s fault and hurtle in from nowhere. Blah. It sucks.
Aah, let’s not worry [...]

AHAHAHAHHAAHA!
Taken from Huat’s blog :D

:)
Us and Grandpa, who’s finally out of hospital. (Don’t you think it’s a little scary how Joel and Hanna have exactly the same smiles? People used to say Joel and I look exactly alike but now I think it’s Joel and Hanna who do. Hur.)

My cat has a disturbing penchant for falling asleep between my legs.
Here. I have photographic proof. Taken with my camera phone while my back was twisted at a painful unnatural angle in order to bring you this amazing picture.

She even sleeps funny.
And I don’t want to hear any wisecracks utilizing a certain alternative [...]

Oh God. Why can’t I learn to let well enough alone?
It serves me right.
What have I done?

I have to confess I threw your pumpkin into the field.
“Let it rot,” I thought viciously as I hurled it as far as I could. “Let the birds eat it up.”
It was a tiny orange speck in a sea of green.
I’m sorry I did now. Not because I regret it but because I [...]