tequila sunrise

I get BLOODY pissed off when people intrude into my personal space, continue to be completely oblivious to my irritated coughs and jerky movements away from their intrusion, and don’t even have the courtesy to smell nice.
What, you don’t own a shower?  Never heard of SOAP?
I don’t see why you must pick the computer next [...]

This site made me giggle to myself for quite a long time as I scrolled downward.
I’m still giggling, actually. :D
The typos-on-purpose are just ridiculously amusing, especially because I can just imagine the kitty actually thinking these things. Something tells me you’d like this site, Matt :P Here are some choice pics:
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Spot the mistakes.
We are apparently one of the premier institutions of higher in Asia.
Higher what?
Higher errors in advertising?
Higher chances of not proofreading your ads before you print them?
Hey, tell it like it is, sistah.
Colin also notes the missing “i” in “facilites”.
All hail our premier institution of higher!

I have the sudden romantic notion of logging onto my blog and unburdening my heart to all who read it.
The notion excites me. I don’t want to keep all my secrets and anguish to myself anymore. I click on the little icon. “New Post”. My fingers hover over the keys and [...]

Love’s a right pain in the arse.

I just signed four years of my future away into MOE’s hands.
“What did he say?  He said something about retard principals.  Wow, they really don’t shy away from telling it like it is, huh?”
“He said RETIRED, Beth, not retard.  Geez.”
“Oh.”
(pause)
“I could’ve sworn he said retard.”
“No.”
“Ok.”
Anyhow while we were lining up to take our service card [...]

 
is my kitten falling asleep under the table with her head nestled against my foot.
And a phone call.

Oh yeah, to wind up the wallet saga.
So I went back to Boon Lay interchange to pick up my lost wallet, thinking that my faith in humankind had been restored.  Nuh-uh.  I should have known better.
The admin guy handed me back my wallet and the report that came with it and asked me to sign [...]

Ying sent me this link and said this girl sounds like me. Heh. A little bit lah :P Struck a chord with me though.

When we met, I barely gave you a glance over, but five minutes past the door, I saw you in full light and was hooked.
It could have been your [...]

This is hilarious and also a little bit horrifying. This Indian woman who lives in America with her husband calls a national radio station to play a trick on her husband in order to find out if he is cheating on her. The DJ duly carries out the trick…and the Indian woman finds [...]