tell me about it

This is hilarious and also a little bit horrifying. This Indian woman who lives in America with her husband calls a national radio station to play a trick on her husband in order to find out if he is cheating on her. The DJ duly carries out the trick…and the Indian woman finds out more than she’s prepared to find out over national radio.

Click below for classic quotes! Hurhurhur. MP3 is NSFW, so use earphones if you’re in a public area.

Classic!

Raj: Okay, how ’bout this. Dear Nykki. Thank you for showing me the ways of American love. You are my favorite booty call.

Raj: There’s someone on the line that sounds somewhat like my wife.

Raj: The Indian girls do not use the mouth. The American girls use the mouth! You do not know how to use the mouth!
Jasmine: YOU DO NOT USE THE MOUTH EITHER! From what I’ve seen and heard on television maybe the man is supposed to use the mouth too, and you know what? Maybe if you gave some, you would get some as well! You’re absolutely right, I don’t use the mouth and you don’t use it too!
Raj: The man does not have to use the mouth! And 25% of the time you are on the periodical anyway.
Jasmine: AND 100% OF THE TIME YOU ARE ON THE STUPID!
Raj: (to DJ) Why are you laughing so hard? (To Jasmine) How is it you are on the phone with a person who’s laughing?

Raj: And the American women are open to having another woman.
Jasmine: I can’t believe I’m even hearing this.

Jasmine: I’ve been married with you for three years, I think I know you, but apparently there are a lot of things I don’t know about you, LIKE WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH NYKKI.