“Hey guys. Brandon’s moving house end of the year so we can have our annual Christmas party at his new place. Christmas cum housewarming.”
“You know, we could all just chip in money, like $5 or $10,” someone at the table says suddenly. “Send his mother off on holiday for the weekend. We’d have the house to ourselves and can make as much noise as we want.”
This idea appeals to me. I turn to the other end of the table.
“Did you hear? We can collect a pool of money,” I announce excitedly. “Send Brandon’s mum off for the weekend on holiday so that we can have his house to ourselves and not disturb her. $5 to $10 each only! Sounds good right?”
Hans looks thoughtful for a minute then a grin works his way onto his face.
“Why don’t we just collect $1 each?” he asks. “Then we can just buy Brandon’s mum some sleeping pills.”
OEI OEI OEI…