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Little Red Dot

Fri, 25 January 2008, 11:58 am by jadeite


- Arzhou.com

The next time some clueless angmoh asks you which part of Japan/China Singapore is in, politely inform him that Singapore is an independent country that’s nowhere near Japan OR China, and has never been.

Then ask him where he’s from.

“I’m American!” he will likely proclaim proudly.

Furrow your brow. Hem and haw and look puzzled. Scratch your chin, cock your head and pretend to be deep in perplexed thought. Then ask,

“America? Which part of the United Kingdom is that?”

The converse will also work.

One comment to “Little Red Dot”

  1. america isnt a country anyway ~_~ its a generalization of 2 continents


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