Sunday, 10 Feb 08

Heavy issues

Posted in Musings at 1:33 pm by jadeite

Men put on weight because women discover that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

Women put on weight because men don’t want to eat alone.

Men put on weight because they insist on eating up what women are too weight-conscious to finish.

Women put on weight because they eat dessert that they rationalize they deserve because they didn’t finish their meal.

2 Comments »

  1. matt said,

    February 12, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    haha i read somewhere that people eat dessert because people naturally crave the major flavours (sweet, savory, sour etc) and usual meals don’t fulfill the craving for sweetness. thats why we can finish a whole serving of dessert even though we are actually full.

  2. jadeite said,

    February 12, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    Ah ha!

    An Excuse!

    I shall use that next time!

    :D

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