tell me about it

I am going to lose weight on practicum for the following reasons.

1) Whenever I sit down at my desk (conveniently located in front of the teacher’s lounge) I end up consuming copious amounts of water.

*pause for bathroom break*

2) My free periods are often school recess periods and I am not inclined to go down to the canteen and tussle with kids over seating space and queuing for food.

3) The school canteen food is indescribably bad.

4) Unlike my ESE school, this one won’t let us go out of the school compound during the school day to get real food.

5) Our colleagues collate orders for PastaMania loudly and enthusiastically in the staff room - and never once ask any of the trainees if they would like to order with them.