Yesterday in class I was reminding my kids about the importance of using EITHER British spelling OR American, and to be consistent about it. So my kids asked, “Is recognize spelt with an S or a Z in British?”

I replied, “Ess is British, Zee is American.”

To which one student smartly responded, “Oh no, ‘cher…Ass is American. Arse is British.”

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