tell me about it

I was inspired to write this after reading (and watching, much to my horror and disgust and open-mouthed screams) about the 2 girls 1 cup video that’s receiving way too much attention on the Net.

Of course, I’ve had to add to it.

Enjoy the poem. :P

(If you don’t know what 2 girls 1 cup is, please, please do not Google for it, or ask anyone about it, or even think about it. My poem is a much milder version of the video and is quite enough for anyone to be grossed out over.)

“I’m sorry,” she said, “but I’ve farted -
In fact, I think that I’ve sharted.
I hope you’ll forgive me
but I had to relieve the
most terrible cramp in my tummy.”
I inhaled. I thought it smelled yummy.
My smile reached each cheek
A bouquet rich and unique
Full-bodied, bitter, yet sweet
and smelling a little like feet.
I said, “I have to admit
that the odor of shit
isn’t quite as bad as most feel –
To me, it does rather appeal.”
“I agree!” she exclaimed, delighted.
Why, my pleasure was fully requited!
At last, a girl with a taste
for what others call “waste”.
We joined hands for a waltz, we
danced to an old schmaltzy
tune we both knew –
It was “Skip To My Loo” -
and we spent the whole evening
just farting and sharing
the wonderful fragrance of poo.

A walk down memory lane. I love the random setting of my iTunes. Brings back oldies and goodies that I normally wouldn’t put in my daily playlist. Hehe BSB :D

Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine
I’m leaving my life in your hands
People say I’m crazy and that I am blind
Risking it all in a glance
And how you got me blind is still a mystery
I can’t get you out of my head
Don’t care what is written in your history
As long as you’re here with me

I don’t care who you are
Where you’re from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are
Where you’re from
Don’t care what you did
As long as you love me

Every little thing that you have said and done
Feels like it’s deep within me
Doesn’t really matter if you’re on the run
It seems like we’re meant to be

I’ve tried to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look into my eyes
What you did and where you are comin’ from
I don’t care, as long as you love me, baby.

Who you are
Where you’re from
Don’t care what you did
As long as you love me

I’ve installed a new plugin for my blog called ProtectContent. Basically, I might want to put in a few extra paragraphs in a blog post that I don’t necessarily want everyone to read.

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Sad to say I won’t be authorizing everyone to register as a blog reader; otherwise what’s the point, right? :P I apologize in advance if I don’t accept you as a registrant. Some things are just meant to be private eh.

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